Sir Edward Shouted "It's "A, A, B, B!"
Master Hector growled "Lines must be in three!"
"It must have glory and war" Edward cried
"Dead Guys! "graaaaet" pick up line", Hector replied.
As the night progressed around the campfire
Their voices just grew higher and higher.
Heard from within this small diameter
"Screw you AND Iambic Pentameter!"
But both these old Peers, well they lost their chance.
The Ladies went elsewhere to find some romance.